Take this into consideration while picking out your next ear of corn:

The tiny society that lives in your ears, is not related to that of the society that lives in an ear of corn, they are significantly different. They that live in your ears have a grand lifestyle, and they are able to afford themselves comfortable footwear. The corn dwellers can only have what they find on the streets, which are often flooded. You may wonder what they may do to better themselves but you shouldn’t, their footwear problems are their own. They didn’t exactly get the short end of the stick either. The ear dwellers have to make a living selling lime colored felt products to blind snow soldiers from the Antarctic. They are not very adept sales people either, some would say quite incompetent. It’s kind of like the nomadic brown mice who make a living by selling patternless wrapping paper to the residents of small Irish villages, but not really. The two societies are actually distant relatives, the mice aren’t related to anybody.